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Currently with over 1,600 reviews in our archives, we have been describing music since October 2001.


TEN IN OUR EARDRUMS - updated August 6, 2010
IamIs - Trance Enducer (self released)
Royal Forest - self titled EP (self released)
STE Guy - Fairground in the Trees (self released)
The Harvey Girls - I've Been Watching A Lot of Horror Movies Lately (Circle Into Square)
Unbunny - Moon Food (Hidden Agenda)
Tre Orsi - Devices + Emblems (Comedy Minus One)
Bottomless Pit - Blood Under the Bridge (Comedy Minus One)
The State Lottery - When the Night Calls (Salinas)
Dina Maccabee - Who Do You Suppose You Are? (Antephonic)
Hillstomp - Darker the Night (self released)


Why 75orLess?
It's a reasonable question. The idea was born during our daily music chats back in the Fall of 2001, while discussing reviews we'd read. There was only one thing we consistently agreed on: they were too long. It seemed the point of how the music sounded and whether or not it was good was lost in an overlong mess of lyric quotes, personal accounts and a seemingly desperate attempt to fulfill a word count. Eventually someone said, "It's gotten to the point where if you can't say it in 75 words or less, you should shut the eff up". Within a week, 75orless.com was born. The best part about our limit is its reversal of typical music reviews. We limit the amount of words we use, and are not required to reach a number.

Welcoming brit pop, flip hop, hip hop, trip hop, nintendocore, nerdcore, sadcore, grindcore, hardcore, rockabilly, shockabilly, psychobilly, disco, narcocorrido, techno, turbo, electro, tango, zolo, soul, new new wave, new age, nu gaze, nu metal, new grass, new romantic, black metal, tap, neo-psychedelia, prog, kabuki, surf, noise, show tunes, prison metal, synth, ragtime, tuvan throat-singing, death, improv, idm, swamp, tin pan alley, crust, electronic, indie, pagan, folk, merseybeat, punk, lo-fi, pop, western, gothic, samba, travesty, reggae, jazz, blues, acid, avant-garde, easy listening, sludge, viking, polka, garage, country, no wave, wizard, rap, jug, twee, swing, electronic hardcore, comedy, math rock, nordic, space age, medieval, thrash, muzak, beatbox, old metal, world, yer major label industry crap and all other music submissions.

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75orLess
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I should mention, we also love vinyl submissions.


Another option available for submissions is to make your release available for easy download. Please make sure that your music is available for download as 160kb mp3 (or better). Zip files with music and info are very welcome. No streaming, wav, flac, real player, windows media or quicktime files will be considered. We will not install any proprietary music players that are required to hear your music. Send your link to: 75orless [at] gmail.com

No matter how you submit your music, here's a few things to keep in mind...

Please include some info with your submission, it doesn't have to be fancy. We just need some sort of starting point like, "This album sounds like heavy metal mixed with Brazilian pop music." Giving us a description of your music greatly increases your chances of getting reviewed. We are sorry to report we cannot review all submissions. We are a very small operation and our staff is completely volunteer. If your music is great, we will let our readers know. It doesn't matter to us if you are on a major label or you recorded it in your basement. On the flip side of that, if you are too sensitive to handle an unfavorable review, please refrain from submitting. We like to give descriptive or generally positive reviews but sometimes can't help ourselves. You should not email us to ask us if it's alright to submit music.

If you have the desire to write about music, let us know. we are always looking for contributors. you can email us at info [at] 75orless.com for the submission guidelines. Here are the basics:

1. our writers do not get paid.
2. if you work for a label, promotional company, band or have other connections, be prepared to not write about them.

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Beastie Boys - To the 5 Boroughs Beastie Boys - To the 5 Boroughs (Capitol) [audio/video] [upcoming shows]

Q: Why did the Beastie Boys name their new record To the 5 Boroughs?
A: The more appropriate name of Some Old Bullshit was already taken.

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Posted by JtB on June 11, 2004
10:26 AM

What's the sample on "Open Letter to NYC?" It's killing me.

Posted by Futureman on June 11, 2004
10:44 AM

Do you mean *same* old bullshit?

Posted by nick on June 11, 2004
11:26 AM

this review needed a "ZING!" at the end

Posted by paul on June 11, 2004
12:01 PM

The sample is from "Sonic Reducer" by the Dead Boys.

If I think of a good zing, jtb, will you edit it?

Posted by nick on June 11, 2004
12:07 PM

no, i meant the actual word "zing" (with exclamation point for emphasis)

Posted by paul on June 11, 2004
12:09 PM

Crap, you're right! Now that we've built the joke in the comments section, though, it would seem kind of dumb to go back and edit the review.

God, this album is quite the drivel.

Posted by Wiggo on June 11, 2004
7:22 PM

Wow! Are you serious? You don't like this album??? I'd say it was the freshest since "Paul's Boutique". 10x better than their last outing. Old School=New School

Posted by Mickey on June 13, 2004
2:23 PM

Well, whether it's shit or not, at least that music video is pretty cool.

Posted by tankboy on June 13, 2004
10:32 PM

Usually our tastes are pretty similar Paul, but I've got to disagree with you on this one. I dig the beats and rhymes on this one...I'd say moving back to NYC was a good good thing for the Beaties to do.

Posted by paul on June 13, 2004
10:48 PM

Didn't they move back to NYC even before they made Hello Nasty? I seem to remember people saying that's what the catalyst for Nasty's renewed vigor was. Boroughs just sounds stale to me. Maybe they need to move someplace new.

Posted by dieblucasdie on June 14, 2004
9:01 PM

like Nebraska.

Posted by kungfutofu on June 16, 2004
4:34 AM

The reviews so far is kinda worrisome...

Posted by donny on June 17, 2004
2:25 PM

dat be a louzy review. TT5B is funky fresh from the get-go. wicca wicca

Posted by pelly pel on July 09, 2004
1:33 AM

"to the 5" is light years ahead of you posers.
wait 4 years and you'll be saying it's a classic.
"It's like lettuce, tomato, and munster on rye,
all this cheese gonna make me cry.
Gorganzola, provalone,
don't even get me started on this microphone."
MCA layin down the blueprint, you dorks

Posted by beastlyboy on July 31, 2004
1:49 PM

this album is great!! what are you on about?

Posted by anonymous on August 03, 2004
6:27 PM

Another disappointment. They are past their prime.

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